Day 70 – Bears Aren’t Real!
We’re 70 days in on this trek, and if I’ve come to one conclusion, it’s this: Bears aren’t real! We’ve done everything possible minus “bear hangs that are too good,” and all we’ve seen are 2.5 bears. I’ve night hiked with a pack full of fajita meat, camped in bear restricted territories, we’ve even hiked without our bear-deterrent dog (Stanley), and still no bears. Sure, we could be grossly negligent and cook our dinner inside our tents, but that would just be asking to be bear supper. I can come to no other logical conclusion after hiking through over 800 miles of the most bear-infested woods this country has to offer. Bears aren’t real! They are government robots used to conduct hiker surveillance and hiker nutritional analysis. End rant. (steps off soap-box)
So what happened on day 70? Weather was great. We got a chance to dry our gear. We hiked 10 miles and gave Sip a chance to catch up. We decided our tramily theme song is “Witchy Woman” by The Eagles. Mostly because Rabbit changes the works to “Witchy Doctor” or “Sippy’s Woman.”
We passed the 800-mile marker. I made it through my first roll of toilet paper, which lasted just shy of 800 miles. I’ve also gone through two travel-size tubes of toothpaste.
I started reading the book “Catch 22” yesterday. The accuracy to military service is uncanny and hilarious. Especially since the unit described is an aviation unit and the doctor in the book is a Flight Surgeon. All units and jobs I was assigned to in the Army.
Also, we come to the conclusion that we have been lied to, hoodwinked, swindled, and bamboozled. Much like the planet, Virginia is not flat (despite what David Sanders would have you believe). We’ve been joking around how, even on the flat parts, the local trail clubs will come up with piles of rocks and embed them into the trail to make it more challenging. That said, the final 185 miles of Virginia look pretty cruise-y.
We stayed at Brown Mountain Shelter. The hike in was very chill and followed a creek the last 4 miles or so. Tomorrow is a 22-mile day to The Priest Shelter that apparently has a juicy logbook with many confessions. I’ll have to soul-search for what to put in the book.
Until then, stow away in my pack for day 71 on the Appalachian Trail.
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I’m so freaking proud of you my dude. To have a book published, while still killing it in the Army, is truly remarkable. You are the realist of the real ones, and one of the best fathers I know. It’s all made even more impressive by the fact that you think the Earth is flat. I look up to you big time, and hope our paths cross again soon.
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