My Why, Act II…..The Lighter Side

Why I want to hike the A.T. and random ramblings…..

  1. I love poison ivy.
  2. I love sneks (I really do).
  3. I like pooping in the woods.
  4. I like dollar beers.
  5. I can’t wait to eat 1/2 gallon of ice cream.
  6. I love oatmeal cream pies.
  7. I love pitching a tent in the rain, snow and wind.
  8. Who the hell cares?
  9. Nowhere to be and all day to get there.
  10. Fart baseball while waiting out a storm in a shelter with Tramily, especially the grand slam.
  11. Night hiking.
  12. Leaky bladders….
  13. Sawed-off toothbrush.
  14. I love it when a plan comes together.
  15. Blisters and black toenails.
  16. Eatin’ spiderwebs for breakfast.
  17. Because Ramen.
  18. Y’all got a problem with that?
  19. The Trek.co.
  20. Rationing TP 🧻 .
  21. Whatever….I do what I want (Southpark reference).
  22. Bears 🐻.
  23. Beef jerky with M&Ms.
  24. F, M, K (IYKYK).

That’s all for now, but stay tuned ‘cause there’s more to come! Keep smilin’!

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