Abby Evans

Abby Evans (they/them) goes by “Shitwater Fireball: Queen of the Salamanders” on trail, but you can just call them Fireball. They are trying hard not to light all of their gear on fire and enjoy helping salamanders cross the trail. They also just finished thru hiking the AT in 2023 woot woot!

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No Sleep Till Katahdin!

No Sleep Till Katahdin!

The Hundred Mile Wilderness did its best to make me almost hate the AT. It started off kindly — Lovechild and I arrived at Cloud Lake Shelter just in

Sep 23, 2023 : Abby Evans
The Highs and Lows of BigeLOW

The Highs and Lows of BigeLOW

As I climbed some of the last 4k peaks I would on this trail, I decided to run my legs ragged. The first Bigelow peak surged by beneath me; my legs

Sep 14, 2023 : Abby Evans
The Mental Side of Maine

The Mental Side of Maine

I thought hiking would get easier after the Whites. I was wrong! If Vermont is full of mud and the Whites are full of sheer rock scrambles — then

Sep 3, 2023 : Abby Evans
The Whites: My Favorite Place to Suffer

The Whites: My Favorite Place to Suffer

The Whites. Everyone’s favorite topic to fear monger about. Massive climbs, exposed ridge lines, the nightmare of AMC huts — you’ll never make it out

Aug 26, 2023 : Abby Evans
Vermud is Sucking Out My Soul

Vermud is Sucking Out My Soul

Pine forests with roots like dirty knuckles, eating grocery store sushi on a curb, a Budweiser balancing on a trail marker, light filtering through

Aug 13, 2023 : Abby Evans
New York: 98% Deet, 0% Sanity

New York: 98% Deet, 0% Sanity

New York began with me clutching my knees to my chest in my tent, naked, rocking back and forth, staring forwards, fervently

Aug 2, 2023 : Abby Evans
Porcupine Battle at Bake Oven Knob Shelter

Porcupine Battle at Bake Oven Knob Shelter

I didn’t expect myself to be wearing tin foil hats and fighting off porcupines named Happy on the AT — but here I am. I realized after 1,000 miles

Jul 29, 2023 : Abby Evans
The Half Gallon Nightmare and Other Adventures

The Half Gallon Nightmare and Other Adventures

“Want to stay at a cult?” Not a question you get asked every day, but when you are asked, there’s only one correct response: “Why not?” The

Jul 16, 2023 : Abby Evans
Shenandoah Nightmare: Bear Poles Are the Bane of My Existence

Shenandoah Nightmare: Bear Poles Are the Bane of My Existence

It was hike naked day. And it was cold, wet and rainy. We had just got back on trail after my beloved parents had dropped us off — when better to

Jul 6, 2023 : Abby Evans
Packing Out a Growler and Other Pour Decisions

Packing Out a Growler and Other Pour Decisions

I was at McAfee’s again. The sky erupted in a fiery orange and purple. I was finally back in the place I started backpacking — 700 miles later. I had

Jun 30, 2023 : Abby Evans