Kelly Toddler Snacks

Hey, I’m Kelly aka Toddler Snacks! I have 5,000+ miles of thru-hiking experience under my hip belt on the AT (NOBO 2020), LT (NOBO 2021), and PCT (SNOBO/Flip Flop 2023). In 2025, I plan to hike the Direttissima (SOBO) in my home state of NH followed by the CDT (also SOBO) with my husband Andrew aka The Show. I'm proudly in recovery from alcohol addiction (two and a half years and counting), neurodivergent (ADHD-PI), and child free by choice (though I hope to someday be a fur mom). When I’m not hiking, I enjoy thrifting and selling vintage / secondhand clothing online, making fiber art (crochet, weaving, macrame), and doing home reno projects. Follow along on my escapades and ruminations thereof by subscribing to this blog or following @keljens on Instagram.

Posts

Why I’m Hiking the Triple Crown

Why I’m Hiking the Triple Crown

Listing my current "whys" as I embark on the final leg of my Triple Crown journey has me reflecting on my original "whys" before I became a thru-hiker.

Jun 12, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
Waving the White Flag on the White Mountains Direttissima

Waving the White Flag on the White Mountains Direttissima

Reflections on why we surrendered to the Direttissima, questioning my identity as a thru hiker, and pivoting to the Vagabondaggio.

Jun 1, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
The Direttissima is the Hardest Thru Hike I’ve Ever Done

The Direttissima is the Hardest Thru Hike I’ve Ever Done

I knew this would be hard. I didn't know it would be THIS hard. A recap of how weather and terrain made our progress slow on days 7-9 of our thru hike of the White Mountains 4,000 footers.

May 30, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
The Direttissima: DNF after only 3 days?

The Direttissima: DNF after only 3 days?

A rough start to the White Mountains Direttissima has us contemplating quitting less than 25 miles in.

May 23, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
How to Easily Lower your Base Weight: Calculate it Differently

How to Easily Lower your Base Weight: Calculate it Differently

I've been calculating base weight wrong this whole time. But it doesn't matter because it's kind of an arbitrary number.

May 6, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
Planning a Thru-Hike of the White Mountains Direttissima

Planning a Thru-Hike of the White Mountains Direttissima

Sharing my custom White Mountains Direttissima itinerary along with how and why I planned it that way.

Apr 18, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
8 New-to-Me Gear Items I’m Testing Out on the CDT

8 New-to-Me Gear Items I’m Testing Out on the CDT

The never-before-used pieces of gear getting the field test on the CDT in hopes they will join the ranks of the tried and thru'd. I discuss the problems they're intended to solve and why they're worthy additions to my gear list.

Mar 27, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
Literally Everything I’m Carrying on the CDT

Literally Everything I’m Carrying on the CDT

Not some. Not most. Let me show you Every. Single. Item. [besides food and water] that I'll have in my pack and on my person during my CDT thru-hike and explain some of my gear choices in depth.

Mar 13, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
Nothing Prepares You for Thru-Hiking Like Thru-Hiking

Nothing Prepares You for Thru-Hiking Like Thru-Hiking

Reflections on my past thru-hike preparations (or lack thereof) and what I’m doing differently this time: the radical method of actually training, and preparing for hiking with hiking.

Feb 27, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks
From Kel Bel to Meg Griffin to Toddler Snacks: An Origin Story

From Kel Bel to Meg Griffin to Toddler Snacks: An Origin Story

My evolution from childhood nickname to trail name through various personas including: outdoor kid, teenage backpacking-hater, miserable party girl, backpacking hobbyist, thru-hiker, proud sober girl, and triple-crowner-to-be.

Feb 13, 2025 : Kelly Toddler Snacks