A Watermelon Hiker: Pacific Crest Trail, Here I Come!
A Watermelon Hiker
“She looks like a watermelon!” The class laughs uncontrollably.
I’m standing in front of my seventh-grade math class and a classmate clad in full black, intentionally pale make-up, signature choker and combat boots, shouts out. I’m wearing a fluorescent pink top with white and green striped shorts. It was the ’90s; I was rocking my chubby curves and it is entirely possible that I did in fact look like a watermelon. Nonetheless, I see the girl, who obviously must have invented the smoky eye, glaring back at me. I was not going to let this keep me from attempting a math problem I probably couldn’t solve. I turned with as much gusto as I could muster and said politely, “At least, I look alive.” Maybe that was mean, but a watermelon doesn’t care.
(Disclaimer: If you are rockin’ that goth gear, go on with your bad self! You do you!)
The Importance of the Watermelon
One reason is because I am plus-size. I’ve been bullied, none of which can be compared to horrific instances of others. I recognize my privilege of being a white woman and will be the first to tell you that this experience pales in comparison to the other groups of people in far different circumstances. That having been said, my plus-size nature has shaped my view on the world and will in fact be a prime topic of the angle of my blog. Thank you to the many plus-size outdoors-people who have written blogs and encouraged other unlikely hikers. You have inspired me to share the story of this watermelon’s attempt to plant her hiking seed on the Pacific Crest Trail.
The second reason is that while this instance of bullying can be perceived as unfortunate and disappointing. In retrospect, my response lends itself to the fact that I try to find the humor in all places. At some point, I’ll get into the reasons for hiking the PCT, but I want you to have a sense of my background before committing to spending time reading my blog. I am attempting a thru-hike of a lifetime, because this watermelon is in fact “alive.”
The Watermelon’s Secret
Pssst! Just between us. I’ve never once been backpacking before. Shhh! I haven’t even been camping. I plan to tackle this experience as a novice. Like seriously, I have never slept outside. Ever. Proudly, the watermelon has hiked before, mostly on the 14ers of Colorado. While I plan to prepare and train for the physical aspects of the hike, I’m curious about what it is going to be like to explore gear for plus-size women, and I plan to ask the questions that many novice thru-hikers feel uncomfortable asking. But, I am not a stupid watermelon. I read.
Be prepared, outdoor retailers! This 35-year-old watermelon is ripe and ready to pitch a tent in the middle of your store. I will need no help. (I’m lying. I have no idea what I’m doing). But laughter is always accepted. Please comment if you would like me to explore specific various prepping experiences. You can also find me on my Instagram: @fireroamingwild ~ This watermelon needs your ideas! I’ll find a way to lend my limited experience and humor to quite possibly one of the most embarrassing experiences ever.
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Looking forward to following you on the adventure! With that kind of attitude it’s going to be a wild ride! You go girl!
I agree! best of luck, Watermelon! Can’t wait to read all about it!
My friends laughed at me five years ago when I announced that for my 65th birthday I would hike the AT. I had never camped, set up a tent or put on a backpack until the first day on the Trail (yep, they laughed at that, too.) I had to leave the trail at just over 700 miles for a family death. This year for my 69th birthday and with the same gear as before, I picked up where I left off. You sound very determined and I look forward to following you!
Good for you, CJ! I’ll be cheering you on as well!
Looking forward to reading your posts! My husband used to hike a lot in high school, so let me know if I need to ask him any questions! 🙂
I’m excited to follow your adventures! I’d love to read about your gear choices. Tent, backpack, stove, water purification system choices. Where you bought them. If/where you found any bargains or preowned gear…. i look forward to your updates!
I’m excited for more Tales from the Watermelon!
So excited to see where this journey takes you!