Abby Evans

I'm Abby Evans (they/them) and I go by “Shitwater Fireball: Queen of the Salamanders” on trail, but usually just the first part. I'm trying hard not to light all of my gear on fire and I enjoy helping salamanders cross the trail. I finished thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail in 2023 and I'm headed out on the Pacific Crest Trail in 2024. Huzzah!

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Sunrise at Max’s Patch: Realizing the Purpose of My Thru Hike

Sunrise at Max’s Patch: Realizing the Purpose of My Thru Hike

“It is up to us to put ourselves in the way of beauty.” This quote from Cheryl Strayed has stuck with me while thru hiking. Her late mother reminded

May 20, 2023 : Abby Evans
What’s in a (Trail) Name?

What’s in a (Trail) Name?

Trees shrouded in moss tower overhead. Slivers of light stripe the trail in golden ribbons. Pine needles are pearled with morning dew, silver in the

May 13, 2023 : Abby Evans
Finding My Stride at Long Branch Shelter

Finding My Stride at Long Branch Shelter

I trudged over the Georgia state line into North Carolina. I was so happy I kissed the tree that marked the border. It was pouring — I was wet,

May 8, 2023 : Abby Evans
Everything I’ve Gotten Rid of Since Starting My Thru Hike

Everything I’ve Gotten Rid of Since Starting My Thru Hike

At Neel’s Gap, I dropped my pack’s weight from 33 pounds to 22.5. I got rid of my dignity! Just kidding. Kind of. I weighed my pack this

May 1, 2023 : Abby Evans
Joining soles at Neels Gap

Joining soles at Neels Gap

There I was. Standing in a puddle, in my wet socks, in a cold rainstorm, fingers freezing, manically cackling and eating an uncooked brick of ramen

Apr 26, 2023 : Abby Evans
I Shaved My Head!

I Shaved My Head!

It was my last step to do before my thru-hike. I got all my gear. I quit my job. I relearned how to walk. And now, the moment all of my hair

Apr 17, 2023 : Abby Evans
Take a Wilderness First Aid Course: Someone’s Life Could Depend On It

Take a Wilderness First Aid Course: Someone’s Life Could Depend On It

TRIGGER WARNING: The following story contains events of Paul Classen's (Grandmaster's) fall from McAfee's Knob. My deepest condolences go to his

Mar 6, 2023 : Abby Evans
Toilet Paper: No Thanks!

Toilet Paper: No Thanks!

In brainstorming an Appalachian Trail thru hike, some basic hygiene questions come to mind. For those who wear contacts — how am I going to see? For

Feb 3, 2023 : Abby Evans
Less Pain… More Gain: Painful Lessons Before Getting on Trail

Less Pain… More Gain: Painful Lessons Before Getting on Trail

Over the past three months, I've been constantly injured: a wrist sprain, runner's knee(s), plantar fasciitis (in both feet), and now a strained hip

Jan 25, 2023 : Abby Evans
Abby’s Appalachian Trail Gear List

Abby’s Appalachian Trail Gear List

After deciding to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail this spring, I unlocked a new obsession: backpacking gear. Through much fixation, research, and

Jan 22, 2023 : Abby Evans