Well, first and formost, I'm a hiker. I've been known to enjoy a good cocktail and sometimes I eat fruits and vegetables. Sometimes I also eat meat. I'm a world renowned hitman and double agent. Hobbies include quantum physics, million dollar backroom poker games, assassinating public figureheads, and feeding the ducks in the pond. I've negotiated peace treaties between extremist religious factions and I've also been to the moon on more than one occasion.
My first month on the trail. Ok I admit it, I should've been blogging more. And when I say "more" I really mean I haven't blogged once since I
Hell No! I decided about a week and a half ago to stop most of my physical training. Why you ask? Because I'd rather stuff hot wings down my throat
And it's hard on the knees. (I started writing this a while back but never finished for one reason or another.) It spews out of New York City
Well I have two weeks left until I start my thru hike and I'm totally shitting my pants. I have a dedicated hamper that is sealed air tight to keep
For someone as disorganized, lazy, and unmotivated as I am, a thru-hike on the Appalachian Trail trail is like not getting yelled at by Judge Judy,