DISCLAIMERS : All the events described herein actually occurred -- tho' probably not as claimed. None of the conversations described actually occurred -- 'specially those involving my wife. I reserve the right to white lie, fib, or otherwise misrepresent the truth as a means to telling a taller tale.
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Zeno’s Paradoxical Experiment
“0” Day Count = 8 Location : FTC MM 49.7 Weather : N/A Update In real time, the following events occurred several days ago. I'm now home in
The Buzzard Vulture Paradox
“0” Day Count = 6 Location : FTC MM 32.3 Weather : Update ... This'll be quick. My phone's battery is at 8%, the data connection is LTE
The Dr Scholl’s Heel Wedge Effect
“0” Day Count = 6 Location : FTC MM 22.8 Weather : Hi-Ho! Hi-Ho! Off to hike I go ... If I counted correctly, last night was my sixth night
The Zero Day Update Corollary
“0” Day Count = 3 Location : MM 22.8 Weather : Update ... Please see my recent post, detailing why I'm hitting the pause button for several
The Siesta Roadwalk Hypothesis
“0” Day Count = 2 Starting Point : FTC MM 10.2 Location : FTC MM 22.8 Total Mileage : OHT 108.4 + 👆🏼 Weather : Updates ... I found the
The One About The Roadwalk
Date : 1/15/24 — Day 14 "0” Day Count = 1 Location : FTC MM 0.0 Total Mileage : OHT 108.4 + 👆🏼 Starting Point : Intersection of US Route
The Day I Lost My Keys
Date : 1/14/24 — Day 13 "0” Day Count = 1 Location : MM 108.4 Starting Point : Key Largo Inn, Key Largo, FL, MM 100.8 Weather
The Day Of Type 3 Fun
Date : 1/13/24 — Day 12 "0” Day Count = 1 Location : Key Largo Inn, Key Largo, FL, MM 100.8 I sure am glad I'm semi-retired. Otherwise,
The One Celebrating New Shoes — And Readers
Date : 1/13/24 — Day 12 "0” Day Count = 1 Location : Key Largo Inn, Key Largo, FL, MM 100.8 Starting Point : MM 95 Weather
The One About Early Birds And Worms
Date: 1/12/24 — Day 11 “0” Day Count = 1 Location: MM 88.4 Starting Point: Coconut 🥥 Cove Resort ⛵, MM 86.3 Weather: Last night I