Allen Evans

DISCLAIMERS : All the events described herein actually occurred -- tho' probably not as claimed.None of the conversations described actually occurred -- 'specially those involving my wife.I reserve the right to white lie, fib, or otherwise misrepresent the truth as a means to telling a taller tale.

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Zeno’s Paradoxical Experiment

Zeno’s Paradoxical Experiment

“0” Day Count = 8 Location : FTC MM 49.7 Weather : N/A UpdateIn real time, the following events occurred several days ago.  I'm now home in

Jan 26, 2024 : Allen Evans
The Buzzard Vulture Paradox

The Buzzard Vulture Paradox

“0” Day Count = 6 Location : FTC MM 32.3 Weather :Update ...This'll be quick.  My phone's battery is at 8%, the data connection is LTE

Jan 25, 2024 : Allen Evans
The Dr Scholl’s Heel Wedge Effect

The Dr Scholl’s Heel Wedge Effect

“0” Day Count = 6 Location : FTC MM 22.8 Weather :Hi-Ho!  Hi-Ho!  Off to hike I go ... If I counted correctly, last night was my sixth night

Jan 23, 2024 : Allen Evans
The Zero Day Update Corollary

The Zero Day Update Corollary

“0” Day Count = 3 Location : MM 22.8 Weather :Update ... Please see my recent post, detailing why I'm hitting the pause button for several

Jan 19, 2024 : Allen Evans
The Siesta Roadwalk Hypothesis

The Siesta Roadwalk Hypothesis

“0” Day Count = 2 Starting Point : FTC MM 10.2 Location : FTC MM 22.8 Total Mileage : OHT 108.4 + 👆🏼 Weather :Updates ... I found the

Jan 18, 2024 : Allen Evans
The One About The Roadwalk

The One About The Roadwalk

Date : 1/15/24 — Day 14 "0” Day Count = 1Location : FTC MM 0.0Total Mileage : OHT 108.4 + 👆🏼Starting Point : Intersection of US Route

Jan 15, 2024 : Allen Evans
The Day I Lost My Keys

The Day I Lost My Keys

Date : 1/14/24 — Day 13"0” Day Count = 1Location : MM 108.4Starting Point : Key Largo Inn, Key Largo, FL, MM 100.8Weather

Jan 14, 2024 : Allen Evans
The Day Of Type 3 Fun

The Day Of Type 3 Fun

Date : 1/13/24 — Day 12"0” Day Count = 1Location : Key Largo Inn, Key Largo, FL, MM 100.8I sure am glad I'm semi-retired.  Otherwise,

Jan 13, 2024 : Allen Evans
The One Celebrating New Shoes — And Readers

The One Celebrating New Shoes — And Readers

Date : 1/13/24 — Day 12 "0” Day Count = 1Location : Key Largo Inn, Key Largo, FL, MM 100.8Starting Point : MM 95Weather

Jan 13, 2024 : Allen Evans
The One About Early Birds And Worms

The One About Early Birds And Worms

Date: 1/12/24 — Day 11“0” Day Count = 1Location: MM 88.4Starting Point: Coconut 🥥 Cove Resort ⛵, MM 86.3Weather: Last night I

Jan 12, 2024 : Allen Evans